While I'm in the mood I'm in, I need to clear my throat on a few things. Below are a list of things that are really starting to piss me off.
1. Bitches with XL muffin tops in size S shirts
2. Bitches with 40 inch waists squeezing into size 3 jeans
3. Folks that don't get that your and you're are not the same word
4. The word recession...I get it...we ALL get it
5. The word stimulus...once again we got it
6. Now that the majority are having a hard time getting a job it's a big deal, but when it was just the minorities...you already know where I'm going with this
7. People who use words out of context
8. extenze commercials...if you gotta pop a pill to grow it, I don't want it...and if you stop taking the pill does it shrivel back down to nonexistent
9. One damn dance with ten different names
10. Pregnant chicks in clubs
11. Women who smoke/drink while pregnant
12. People who get 'saved' one week and party with me the next
13. Folks who think weed is worse than alcohol
14. Guys who only sag because their shorts are too short
15. Guys who expect me to be impress because they have Chevys on 24s (when you have a Beamer and keep it classic and classy then I may turn and look for a second)
16. Shiny ass quick weaves with the tracks showing...like why?
17. WTF is 'being/acting black?
18. People who laugh at the suggestion of reading a book.
19. Just because I am black and get loud at one point does not make me ghetto (it means I'm mad as hell and you better get out of my face)
20. Guys who get grills and can't talk with it.
21. People with bad breath who always gotta be in your damn face when they talk.
22. Stink ass people who dress to the nines...its called a bath...deo/perfume/cologne does not cover up funk it enhances it.
23. People who say the love everyone...let's be real...half of the people reading I don't love your ass
24. Girls who think striking a pose means bending over and showing their ass. I guess we know who isn't America's Next Top Model
25. Parents with morbidly obese kids sitting in Mickey Ds chomping on a salad while little Billy kills a double Quarter Pounder with cheese extra value meal
These are just some of the things that get under my skin. Trust...there are more to come. Peace Out. Peb.
